I know, because I was one lol (and have met others).
The following are thoughts some divorcees may think (some funny, some true). At the least, these are vibes some give off.
- I’m not single (like you), I was actually previously married. I’m a divorcee, which is above a lowly, regular single person.
- I was married before and having that marriage certificate and ring was like a college degree, so I automatically know more about relationships than you.
- Why is finding a partner taking so long? What’s up with modern dating? Back in my day, we did it this way ________ and I refuse to adapt or change my expectations.
- I’ve just temporarily fallen off my perch, I’ll be back up and partnered again in no time.
- Wow, it’s been 2 whole months without sex or being with someone? This is outrageous. Where’s the manager that handles relationships and partners, I need to have a partner now or very soon.
- I’ve already been going to the gym for a whole month and reached out to old friends on Facebook and still don’t have a partner. This is outrageous. I give it 3 more weeks max.
- Don’t people know who I was? I was sports champ, beauty queen. Sure I may have an extra 10 pounds now (actually 40 pounds), but that’s nothing.
- Wow, they already passed by twice and still haven’t asked for my number? (I was thinking of rejecting them anyway, but they should have still asked)
- I’m just a cute fun sloppy drunk like in my 20’s (40 now).
- Dating is so below me (actually getting to know others).
To be continued, there are many more thoughts! Feel free to add your own.
